Funny Dental Jokes

Who says us dentists can’t make you laugh? We know that most of our patients walk into our office with fear spelled all across their faces. Don’t even make us mention the moment we reach for the dental drill…You know that moment where you feel like jumping out of the seat? Yes, you’re unfortunately so familiar with that moment. Well, let us make it up to you by making you jump out of your seat laughing. A visit to the dentist doesn’t have to be a scarring experience if viewed with a bit of humor. So, here are some funny dental jokes found on the internet and curated specifically for you.

Hmm…Check your teeth pal…

Funny Dental Jokes


“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.” –  Rodney Dangerfield

“I’d rather go to the dentist… but I’m going.” – Phil Gramm


Haha! Kids will be kids…How many times have we heard this?

Funny Dental Jokes


“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.” – Johnny Carson

“Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.” – Soupy Sales


A classic…

Funny Dental Jokes


“Dentistry is not expensive, neglect is.” – Dental Saying

“I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.” – Author Unknown

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but that won’t work.

Funny Dental Jokes


“A dentist gets to the root of the problem.” – Dental Humor

“A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.” – Helen Rowland

Yeah, no. Nope…

Funny Dental Jokes

“If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.” – Mason Cooley

“My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.” – Steven Wright