Going to the dentist can be tough and sometimes scary, as dentistry can be serious and painful work. It can be tough to go to the dentist with a smile on your face, but there is a lighter and humorous side to dentistry that many may not be able to see. A person’s dental experience should be enjoyable, so we are here to brighten to your day with a bit of dental fun and humor.

Check out our compilation of some our favorite dental humor jokes, quotes, and comics that are sure to lighten the mood, add a smile to your face and add some humor to your dental experience!

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Q: What did the dentist see in the north pole?
A: A molar bear


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When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the ‘Painless’ dentist.  However a local little girl called Gemima disputed his claim.

‘He’s a fake!’ Gemima told her friends.  ‘He’s not painless at all.  When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him – and he screamed like anyone else.’


 

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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”


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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.

Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.


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“What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers”


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“What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque”


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Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back


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“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”


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A dentist is working on a female patient’s teeth when he asks her if she’d mind screaming loudly. She does so then asks why. ‘I’ve got to catch a train in thirty minutes,’ he replies. ‘And my waiting room is packed.’


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